The Fabulous Bob Archive

(listed in reverse chronological order)


NEW!! Incredible

A Kind of Logic
Titans

exciting spade adventure cutoff

Thousandfold
Puissant
[redacted]
Magic Missile
exciting space adventure TRILOGY
Throne Games
Cover-up
Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Rachel Notley!
Business Friendly
Devil's Choice
Going Negative
Wolves
Jokes
In Gino Veritas
Spacer
Other Characters
The Brain of Abcabdab
He Said Mexico Would Pay For It
Barry R. Wall
Return, Changed
2 Serve to Men 2
To Serve Men
Robot Lawyer Courtroom Drama: Part 2
Robot Lawyer
Open Letter to General Ross in "The Incredible Hulk"
Exciting Space Adventure
Sic Tansit Gloria Vue
Both Sides Are
Good Faith
This Man... This Monster!
Vote!!!
Misty
Mind Flayer
Not Gonna
Hard of Hearings
Enough Money
Cloaked Figures
Otyugh
Mind Control
1st Level Spells
bean
The Cool Kids
I Am Loudly Confessing to Crimes
Misspoke
If You Ask Me
Save the Cat
Nice Things
Citations
Emphasis
Stumpy's Pro Tips for Slow Learners
Right
Growth
Federal Children's Health
Tea With Thanos
Twice Bitten
Flashback
Infinity Lore
Taxation Is Theft
Radical Leftist Agenda
Roko's Basilisk
On Deadline
Puzzled
A Wrinkle in a Wrinkle in Time
The Heart of Bob the Angry Flower
Powerz
Being Hedorah
Lack
Comfy
Black Panther
Legs and Eyes
To Punch or Not to Punch
Next Economic Collapse
Theme Song
The Hoary Taint of Hoggoth>

The Culture War ends
The Culture War: Result
The Culture War: Amends
The Culture War: Allies
The Culture War: 4
The Culture War: 3
We Will Tell You Our... Beef
Peace Maker
The Culture War starts

Call Me Shirley
No-Bid
Both Sides
Rabbit Holes
Blade Running 2049
Looking For Trouble
tra- la la
The Package Is Secure
May I
Porgs
Law & Odor
Soopernatural
Repudiate
Stalker Talk
Hero of the Realm
Streptococcus
Lady
Noir Esque
Freedom's Safest Place
Sun in the Bun
Bottom
Roll The Bones
Back to #@$%!
Reasonable Doubt

Bob the Angry Flower: X cutoff


Nothing To See
My Client
X: The Creature From X!!!
X-Men
Devastating Strikes
Legal Eagle
Beauty of the Weapons
Emotional States
In Your Face
The Workforce
Milkwalker
The Economy
Sunny Days
Dish-Brush
False Witness
Bob's Investment Korner
Steve Bannon
Augmented Facts
Take Office
Tardigraded
Gobi in: Dental Hygiene
Wallets of Bees
The Loneliest Person on Earth
Alt-Right
Proportionate
Thrilling Adventures
Thankful
Civil Conversation
The Solution
I'm Ready
Effective Public Speaking
Antonio Guterres
Pustulent
Smallville, Kansas
Lord of Flame
On The Nose
Rent Increase
Turtle Pies
Wrist-Watch
Bolivia
Mass Hypnosis
Widdle-Iddle Bunny-Unny
The Greater Good
Your Instructions
Fingers Crossed
Follow My Dreams
Sexual Panic Meeting
Protection
The Good Stuff
Phone Times
Reliable Deniable
Let Me Out
5 Things To Look Forward To In A Trump Presidency
The Unborn
Blamey
Senator Grassley
Generous Terms
My Enemies
Shivved
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, A Play in Three Acts
You're Fired!
I Am Not a Racist!
Trump Stump
She Head, He Head
Interpretive Prance
Radiometric Predict-O-Mat
Supreme
Misogyny
Netflix Who?
Genuine
Childhood Zen
So Berry
Boiled Cornmeal


2015

Probic Vent
Silent Night
Commander Stur
Herman Polenta
1940s Industrialist
Polenta
So Much to Live For
Cold!
Rating the Republican Candidates As If They Were Hamsters
Damned
Not About
Niqab
Bob Minus Garfield
Wind Gust
Skid
A Spell Slightly Slipt
Terrible True Tales
Starflight Online
The Republican Rage
Flonase
Sleepy Sleep
Pickles
The Realistic 4
Run!
We Thought We Were Smarter...
Mountains
Equality
Whose Drink?
Kai-Yiiii
When is The Queen Gonna Die?
Full Moon
Nitrogen
Forest of Cones
Do You Know
Four Lights
Election Daze

The Unthinkable cutoff


Slap
Credit Report
The Times How They Change
Sludge
The Hare
Snakewolves
Juggling
Xoamind Speaks
4 Steps to a Perfect Steak
Don't Want to Alarm
Truncated
All Because
The Unthinkable
Hair In
Ultron
Podcast
Code of the Beastmaster
Inane
Dear Santa
Carin' for Charon
6 Things You Can Stop Whining About Any Damn Minute Now
Stuf
Coriolis Cookies
Intorstellor
Herbicide
I Am Innocent!
Destination MoonBase Alpha
Root Causes
Eye Aiie Eye
Ben's Zine
My Master's
Incarceration
Inventory
Admiral Admirable
Who Loves Gigan?
Aftermant
Mant 5
Mant 4th
Mant 3
Mant Part 2 Mant 2
Mant Part 1
Bad Dad Theory
A Dream of Snacks
A Letter
Sitting
Contact
Rowing
The Pie Man
Triangles
Associated Playground
Thoom
Brand New Dinosaurs
Game of Thrones
Lovely
Creation: A Science Story
Seriously Desperately
Intoxicants
I Think This One's Called "Space Whales"
Action Scene
Lung Cop
Guardians
New C.E.O
Dough
How It Works
Enormous Floating Head is Awake and On the Move
Lady Borborygmos
Funny Stories
Gasses are Different
Comprise
Summoning
6 Things
Immerciful
Tenet 2
Nicked
Anti-Protons
Kidneys
The Figurative Truth
Commissions
Warp Factor Pi
Cabin in the Hood
Default
World War Z Zombies
So Much GTA
Lilyblind
Dapperdillo
Chosen
Purchased
Beets and Bears
bump bump
Sacred Vows
Sword of my Father
Hiding Something
A Free Man
News 5
Pardee
Kootchie
Surveillance
Spoilers
Far Too Many Pictures of Milk
Cauldron of Hate
Into Nighty-Night
Screwdriver
We Live
Fine Wine
The Cow Told the Hen
Ice Cubes
Royale Loyale
Relocated
Mondobot
Abornath
Crusty
Opportunity
Kevin A. Crocodile
No, Kevin
Drone Strikes
Desert Island
Prime Cut
Our Service
Great Game
Resolutions
My Judgment

The Spirit of Life
DOWEII
Whipped
Bobarang
Peruvian
Zahn's Spawn
Encrusted
Sealed
The War Council
Workers of the World
Nosferatus
Jiro Dreams of Pushi
Disaffected
Make a Wish
8 Trotskys
Blap!
The Maddest Dalek
Ghost Show
Times is Tough
Legacy of Your World
The Pit
Dese Olives
Masked
Goo
Drop
First They Came...
Three Wishes
Planet M
Mighty Warrior
Premetheus

HOW TO OPERATE A CHAIR cutoff

For the King
Zoom!
29 Minutes Later
Instantiated
Captioned Photograph
V.I.N.CENT.
Draw It!
The Show
Plotline
Simon
Abhorrent Suggestion
Mekkin
10^5+iPi Zenth
Spongiform

Upper Hand
Watching the Game
Misunderstanding
Deep-Scan
Superweapons
Belch
Jocks

Do Not Dare Behold It
Bank Job
Predator 2
Tron 2.0
Sorting

The Gunt Chronicles:
John Gunt: King Cop
Destabilized
Flying Boat
The Bounding Boar
The King's Insistence
Foment (start here for Gunt!)

Celts
Baby Gap
Cymatic Orb
Birthday Party
Viands
Trophies
Grapple
Gruyere
Awful
Behold
Murder in Galt's Gulch
Consolidating
Pedipalps
Lazarus Machine
Don't Tempt Me
Bacon Lovers, Rejoice!
The Ballad of Wop May
Knit
Drawing
Spicy Chipotle
Painful Memories
Information


Bob the Angry Flower: Rothgar cutoff

The Crackening 10
The Crackening 9
The Crackening 8
The Crackening 7
The Crackening 6
The Crackening 5
The Crackening 4
The Crackening 3
The Crackening 2
The Crackening (start here!)

Discovery
Cyberman
Sporting
Laseramen
Painless
Skaaaaaarks
Lycanthrope
Tomato
Burger Seminar

Pony
Omega Point Charlie
All-in-One
Shard of Lazor
Anorgau Slim
T'Kiilii
Barack Obama and the Invasion of Time
Swojska
List Price
Ornaments
Snap Snakes
Tax Cuts
Arousal
Table
Bob's Quick Guide to What's a Hadron?, You Idiots
Crack
Mrs. Gustav
Wily
Reptor
Someone Must Pay
Subset
Empty Set
The Myth of the Mysterious Clue
Bag
Ban Ban
Objectivism
Acidonia
Moist
Lord Spi Dor
Take the Call
Which Broom
Bob's Bible Tales: Afflict Ye Not the Bald
Bob's Bible Tales: What Really Happened to Judas
Xylomorph



CUTOFF

les pamplemousses
Who Doesn't Want to Hear How Awesome They Are?
Playgiary
Overwhelmed
Moroccan Lentil
Hamsters Fall
Commander Stax
Ahmed Best
Drop Them Both
Sons of Sontar
Or Was He?
Experimental Support
Hamsterfall
What Paul M. Charest Wants, Paul M. Charest Gets
The Car from H.O.R.S.E.
Not Quitting
Ron Paul (R) Vs. Dennis Kucinich (D)

New Kinda Beer
$500 Deposit



CUTOFF

Narniarnia
Can I Get This Packed Up?
Signing
Room Full of Prisoners
Planet Talk
A Real Ass Handing
The Amulet
War on Nature
Afterlife
Crisis!
Jolly Starfish
Proper Procedure
Looting
Hubris Station Calling
Microwave
Terrordactyls
The Devils
Destroy LoveBot.
Toxons
Down With Bob the Angry Flower!
Leap
American Credit Card
A Night at the Feelies
Exterminate!!!
20 Questions
Wholly Communion
World Without Meat
Raaaam
So... Hedorah
Once, in the Laundry Room...
Howdy, Neighbour!
TN1 Terror
Absolutely Effortless Prosperity with Bijan
Pope Cap
Battlecruiser Omega
Following Up
Team Building
Diplomatic Immunity
Cookie Mines
Ugly
Trebuchet
Can of Ants
When Harpo
What Are YOU in Denial About?
Quantum Computer
Plankton
My Eyes are Stuck!

Down
Sextuple Failbot Production!
Cars
I'm Melting!
I'm Lovvvvbaaaaa...
C.H.U.D.s

Dalek Shell
X-Rays
Claw Assembly
Destroy the Apostrophe!
Somewhere in China...
Super Still
My Shadow-Self
Tentatron Destroy!
uh...  (color version) 
Metamorphosis
I Have Absolutely No Idea What I'm Doing!
Love Thing
Watched
Choose

LOVEBOT CONQUERS ALL

The Mystery Cartoon
Jupiter Spores
Without Marketing You're Nothing
Fun!!!
An Inflatable Chair!
I Just Don't Wanna Be Your Friend
Fears
Ur-Quan Shock Troops!
Waiting for Lightning to Strike
Nothing Beats a Good Breakfast
Glutton for Punishment
Really? It's Electric?
Penalties
Owies
Carl the Crazy Kucumber
Clingy Bitches
Cheese
Chuh Mhuhh...
Thamocil
Just Leave Me Alone, Okay?
Lovebot On the Loose!
<I Am Lovebot!>
Skwarc
The Mirror of Truth
Care
Sneak Preview
Targeted
It's Magic!
If You Love Someone...
Helichair
Boggin'!
Slapping the Shit Out of U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan!
Customs Fun
Choppin'
The Golden New Age
The UBOPE
A Pen That Plays "The Star-Spangled Banner"?
Slogor
Almost Unseen
All They Care About Is Data!

Still Smartiac
Dating Dr. Fotini Markopoulou-Kalamara
The Madness
Iron Chef Idiot
Grand Theft America
Apath
Baby Steps
Solar
We Can't Stop Shrinking!
Song Monkey
U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney's Heart in: Night Games
Anvil!!!
Jesus C. vs. You-Ess-Ay! YOU-ESS-AY!! USA!!!
Fung Shoy
Telekinetic
Iraq Attacks!
Disputed Territories
Brood-Leeches are People, Too!
Scarily Good!
Smartiac vs. George W. Bush
Cheney
Shaolin Soccer!!!
Just Baseball
Keep Smoking
Goin' After the Creationists
Terminator 5: Skynet Triumphant
The Pooper
Fuck
Cancer
Schrodinger's Fridge
BtAF's Loving Tribute to the Greatest Space Adventure of All Time...
Spider-Flower or Spider-MENACE?
Good Hitler
The Show
WWJD?
Space Adventure!
Fly on the Wall
Cubeputer v. The Compusphere
Jetpack!
The Vegetarian's Dilemma
Golf Cops
Canada Wins the Gold!!!
The Machine
Float
Truck Jam!
Microneers vs Cancernauts!
Lord o' the Ringz
So... What's the Deal with You, Man?
Club

Blob Attack!
Gratitude
Rice Roll Long Donut
Passed Over
Sleeping With the Fishies
Bob vs. Money
Cake
As Yet Untitled Cartoon about Monster Glasses
Movie Rant
Serious Matters of State
Bob's Classic Literature Sequels: The Old Man and the Sea 2
drtz!
The Mirror

September 11, 2001
Drawing on the Left Side of the Brain
Boobs
Hoop Dreams
Still Drunk the Next Morning
The Borg from the 27th Century
BtAF's Classic Literature sequels: Atlas Shrugged 2: One Hour Later
Bob the Angry Flower's 2001 Sci-Fi Report
Run Riot
Cram It! vs. Zest
The World's
Idle Noodling
Before the Vacation
During the Vacation
All Right, Enough About the Vacation
Abu Saayaffirmative!
Two Cards
ANTS!!!
The Difficulty of Working Through Plot Points
Slapping the Shit out of George W. Bush!!!
More U.N.
Soft War
Noir
Alma Mater
Biollante the Angry Flower in "Biollante is Destroying the City!"
Mind Shirt Follies
Train Action Movie!!!
I Wanna be a Powerpuff Girl!
A Delayed But Long Overdue Tribute to the Beautiful Engineers and Scientists of the NEAR/Shoemaker Team

Sleepy
Everybody vs. Bob the Angry Flower Part 2
Everybody vs. Bob the Angry Flower Part 3: The Attack
Everybody vs. Bob the Angry Flower Part 4: The Council of Evil
Everybody vs. Bob the Angry Flower Part 5: The Betrayal
Everybody vs. Bob the Angry Flower Part 6: The Worst Place on Earth
Everybody vs. Bob the Angry Flower Part 7: War!!!
Everybody vs. Bob the Angry Flower Part 8: The Summit
Everybody vs. Bob the Angry Flower Part 9: The End, Part 1
Everybody vs. Bob the Angry Flower Part 10: The End, Part 2

NASA's Big Problem
Only 4 Different Kinds of KIWI?

Homosexual Robot Cop
Yay Christmas!
Testing the Ol' Will Power
Spooky Investigator
Shoes
Full, Pouty Lips
You Cheap Piece-of-Shit PAINTBRUSH!!!
Asteroid 2030
Freddie the Flying Fetus and Stumpy are: Action Squad Beta
Bravely Coping with Cancer
Let's Go Skateboarding!!!
Pet Shop Noise
Shopping for a Bookcase
497 Days Since I Last Said "I Love You"
4!
I've Been Nominated?
A Short Cartoon About Curry and a Bank Robbery
The Time Looker-Forward Tube
Yes
Eclipse
The Blair Witch Genome Project
The Trial of Bob the Angry Flower
The Again Return of Legendary Funnyman Story Guy
I'll Get The Tongs
The Moment
Assimilation
1-900-Volcano
Smooth
The Slump
Private Citizen
Science Vs. Religion
Ow!
U-Boat! Sing U-Boat!!
Fully Armed
Laser Pilot
Bob the Angry RoboGalactic MegaBrain
Stopped
This "Internet" Thing
I Am Hitler
Passport Office
Stumpy in: Stumpy's Week
Donny Most, Superstar
Attempts to Reconcile Quantum Physics with Relativity
Bob Gets Big Black Boots, and the Consequences Thereof...
Bob Dies Again!
Beautiful International Diamond Thief Trap
Look Out, Ladies!
Round Trip
You Want a Billion Dollars!
Attraction
Red Tape
Go Digital

January 1st, 2000
The Return of Sinistar
The Prodigal Idiot

Hospitality
My Ride
Telus
A Week in L.A.

DEEP Inside Kofi Annan
Up!
Say Hello to my Newest Obsession -- A Rhino-shaped Model Rocket!
A.I.
What Does a Giant Squirrel Have to Do With Angryflower.com?
The Man Behind the Curtain
Hear My Plea
Bob's Quick Guide to the Apostrophe, You Idiots
I've Decided It's Time to Get a Grip on my Fixation on Robots
The Path of Most Resistance
Rock Climbing
Made Small
Learning
MODOK, etc.
After You, Devereux!
CHI-nese Ninja WAR-rrior, and here's the song. 
Enclosed
Just In Case
Freddie the Flying Fetus in: Ask Me About It
Lying to the Loan Officer
The Continuing Adventures
Those Bongo-Playing Idiots Outside my Window
Gornar!
Fine Dining
He... Shoots!
The Will
Another Outing
The Sweet, Simple Pursuit of Mayhem
1999 Minus 15
Diminished
8 to 6
The Tourist
Visitors from the 8th Dimension
The Inner Light
Coffee With Sinistar
God... This Mini-Danish is AMAZING!
Featuring the Most Relaxing Classical Musical Album in the World... Ever!
Benefits
As the Whole World Watches...
The Miracle of Life
The Difference Being
Work Smarter
Oginga Odinga

Conference
Two Days
Sweat and Brow
An Addition to My Way of Thinking
Bob's Amazing Trip Through Time Part 6
Laz
de Bergerac
Who Is Fastest?
Precarious
Bought
How Do You... Like... Come UP With This Stuff?
Building the Perfect Psychic Dummy Head
Pep Talk
What Color is Your Anvil?
Let's Take a Look at the Fun Brigade!
Diplomacy
Not Really State of the Art
Under U.N. Auspices
Osama Bin Laden!!!
Damn Those Girls
Time For Some New Friends
Brainstorming at Zombie City Hall
Everybody Loves Jello!
Talibantastic!
Appearances Can Be Dead On
A Sunday Drive
Magnetic South
Plural's
Party Favor
Yes You Can
In Arrears
Coping
Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation
The Facilities
More Romantic Problems
Putting His Affairs in Order
The Precipice
By This Hand Betrayed
Fear Soup
Empathy
Higher Ground
Some Ways of Making Money
Supposing Bob Lived in an Evil Monarchy...
Coming Soon To A TV Near You
Why We have Unions

Edmonton Sun, 1998

Sayonara SUN
The Seduction
Everything's OK
A Highly Questionable Tale From Bob's Past
The Fray
Seven Minutes in Tibet
Thus Spak Zarathustra
Karaoke Kracker

Edmonton Sun, 1997

A Christmas Mystery
In Which Bob Goes to New York and Takes In a Neil Simon Play After Beating Up U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan!
Bees and Bob Don't Mix, Oddly Enough
Vive La Revolution
He Walks Beside Me
Playin' Durty
How Ghost Stories Get Started
A Brief Comment on the Value of Poise
Rhetorical Flair
Some Words of Consolation
Must See
Yum Yum Yum!
Nobody Wants to Be Lectured by an Invisible Cow
When Smartiac Commands
M.I.A.
The Return of a Character Nobody Really Wanted to See Again!
___
The Obligatory Day-In-The-Life Strip
Bad Call
Copy Wrong
When Yer Right, Yer Right
The Past... and Beyond!
Keep the Change
Such a Cutie!
The New 'Do
With Great Power...
A Crisis of Faith
A Friendly Chat
Fabricated
I Fought th' Law

See Magazine

Inca Dinka Doo

Fresh Roasted Peanuts
Those Were the Days
P.h.D in Psychiatry
Status Symbol
They Help Your Legs To Bend
Menace Marine
Get The Word Out
A Worse Curse
Nor The Slings
Spofford, Texas
Trouble at Home
Ride Like the Wind
The Puppet Master
The Hat of Love
Erzatz
Accuracy in Throwing
The Man Who Did Nothing But Quote Star Wars
In the Middle of the Night
The Evil Business Guy Made of Butter
A Mystery So Ancient
"Laurentien" Lead
Dopelganger
Uke Fever
Competitive Rates
The Empty White Truth of Death
Clap Trap
Total Deadline Pressure
Old, Dear, Valued Friends
Limited Palette
The Prisoner's Dilemma
R.C.R.P
Why Doesn't Bob Hang Around Flowers?
The Flower Who Cried Wolf
A Deed that is Good
Tip of the Tongue
Iscariot's Dilemma
That Instant of Moral Decision
Sensible Decision
The ITM
How to be Respected
Storytime
Terrible Outcomes
Learning the Hard Way
The Price of Scorn
Responsible Citizen
Wingin' it (Slur) 
To the Victor Go the Spoils

Gateway, 1995-96

Later
Drive the Bus
Aqua Relax
Block (Slur) 
Introducing Remora Joe
Battles a Half-Empty Plate of Food!
A Light Snack
Lending a Helping Hand
Therapy
Artistic Concern
Breakfast Treat
Drugs Drugs Drugs
Puppy and Militia
Science Marches On
He Really Doesn't Like Him!
The Coolest Guy on the Hill (Slur) 
Onomatopoeia
For the Kids
One Small Small Step
On Tha Street
The Joy of Learning
At the Bar (Slur) 
The Cube Root of 500
Skills
Achilles' Heel
What Goes Around, Stays Around
No Tip
Helpful (Slur) 
Na Cl (s)
The Challenge
Almost on Time

Solstice, 1995

The Brotherhood of Darkness
Late Night (Slur) 
Patented Ratchet-Load System
The Patriots
Gotta Buy a Shovel
To Annoy (Slur) 
It's Over
Plum B ing
Ephemerality

Gateway, 1994-95

Self Image
Quality Health Care
Regret (Slur) 
The 2nd Oldest trick in the Book
Wheels
What's Proper
Bad Dreams
The Search for Acceptance
Habits
In the Stars
L'Autobus
Big Plans
The Death of Bob the Angry Flower
Objection Noted
Denuded
A Time of Solitude
Old Foes
Deep Issues
The Morning Routine (Slur) 
Sales Success a la Meteor
Shark in the Pool
Stereoscopy Stereoscopy
The Abduction

Solstice, 1994

Vs. the Vegans (Slur) 
Blame it on the Rain
Takes a Bite Out of Crime
Joins the Circus
Goes Through Customs
Plantae
Enter Freddie, Parts 1 and 2

Solstice, 1992

Dealing With Feeling
Comes Home Late
Plays Chess
The First One Ever

Full-Pagers

Easier Said
Customer Service
Mail Order
Festival Season
Discretion
Holiday Spirit

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